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Friday Moron Round-Up

5 Feb

Too many stupid people in the news, and in the midst of mid-terms, I cannot write them all the letters they deserve.

So, Friday Moron Round-Up.
This week in Haiku.
Perhaps tradition. Or not.

 
Sheyla Hershey

Teetering Sheyla Hershey
You stay upright, how?
Why must you be from Texas?

 

Tom Daschle 
Farewell to Tom “Puff” Daschle.
Ride Limo in Shame.
No Cabinet Post for you.

 

Octuplet Mom & Ann

Nice Catch, little Ann Curry.
Octuplet mom speaks.
Pay her, you are dead to me.

 

Phelps Swimming

Bong. Bong. Medaled Michael Phelps.
Goodbye, says Kellogg.
No Frosted Flakes for munchies.

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