If I were a t-shirt, it would say “I Use Inappropriate Humor as a Coping Mechanism.”
I’ve been known to get lost in the woods without a snack.
I can’t turn down friend requests on Facebook even when I know I should.
I am strangely proud of my certificate suitable for framing that says I am on the Dean’s List Honor Roll.
I love my family, although I have been known to check the Craig’s List rules to see if it’s legal to list them for sale there.
I love Jesus and believe in limitless grace, which is a good thing because I am going to have a lot of explaining to do.
Especially if He really is offended by swearing.
I know Winston Churchill is falsely attributed with the quote “If you’re not liberal when you’re young, you have no heart. If you’re not conservative when you’re old, you have no brain.”
I still find that quote entertaining, because apparently I was a heartless 20-year-old and am brainless at 40.
I have been kicked off a cooking website for being a smart alec. No really. You can’t even say my name over there. It’s like I’m Voldemort with a whisk. However, in the process I made some of my best friends ever.