Dear Holiday Gift-Giver

22 Dec

Thank you so much for your thoughtful purchase of a sand art kit for the childrens’ gift exchange.

Kudos to you for thinking outside the box, and purchasing a gift that fosters artistic expression and creativity. It provided hours minutes a couple of seconds of quality time for our child, who enjoyed making sand art creations for everyone in the family. My husband and I are thrilled with the new bedside table art pieces cluttering up  cheerfully adding to our bedroom decor, and the dog is most appreciative of his as well.

We wish for your family the same wonder and joy this holiday season, and would like to return the favor.

So perhaps you could swing by with your vacumm?  And while you are getting the @#$%& sand out of every available surface of the living room, we will be happy to bring your little angel to the music store to get him or her a drumset.

Thanks and Merry Christmas!!!!

 

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2 Responses to “Dear Holiday Gift-Giver”

  1. Elissa December 22, 2011 at 12:49 pm #

    Hahahahahaha! My BIL threatened me with a lifetime of “Christmas Hell Paybacks” because I bought Hungry Hungry Hippos for his kids one year. Ever since that time, I have been very very mindful of gift-giving repercussions.

  2. Nicole December 23, 2011 at 10:21 am #

    My mom would never let us accept gifts like that. She knew we’d make a mess and just wouldn’t let them in the house! I kind of want to buy myself some finger paints, but I’m afraid I’d start using the wall as a canvas.

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