The Fur Inquisition

25 Aug

Dear dogs:

There seems to be an alarming collection of fur on the floor. Despite regular sweeping and vacuuming, floor fur levels seem to perpetually be at a Defcon-5 alert level. Do something about it.


The One With The Food


Dog #1: I don’t know what you are talking about. Also? This Inquisition is interrupting my nap. The stress of this will probably make me shed.

Dog #2: Hush. I am riding the couch arm. Eventually, I will make the couch move with the power of my mind, and it will take me to worlds yet undiscovered. Also? I am small with short fur. Clearly, I am not to blame.

Dog #3: Fine. It’s me. I feel ashamed. Are you happy now? Are you? ARE YOU?

One Response to “The Fur Inquisition”

  1. Ed Harvey August 25, 2011 at 1:18 pm #

    At least your dog feels some shame. My cat just gives me a look of, “And your problem is,…??!??” .

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