Ninja Dog

21 Apr

Me: Uh, WTH? You’re in the car?

Ninja Dog: Oh, yeah — hi.

Me: I specifically recall telling you “stay.” Also, the phrase “no, Bailey,” may have been gently uttered.

Ninja Dog: Ninja Dog does not “stay.” Ninja dog slips out the door in a blur of awesome. Ninja dog gets in the car before you even notice.  I’m a Jackie Chan Russell.

Me: Jackie Chan Russell? SERIOUSLY???

Ninja Dog: I’m done talking now. Ninja dog is looking for cats.

8 Responses to “Ninja Dog”

  1. Elle April 21, 2011 at 7:58 am #

    Jack Russels are total ninja dogs. Corgis are far too chubby to be anything close to a ninja. More like furry potatoes with legs.

    • lettergirl April 21, 2011 at 8:39 am #

      I am totally doing a ninja corgi post tomorrow. HAHAHA!

  2. Sherry Carr-Smith April 21, 2011 at 8:07 am #

    I love Ninja Dog. Also, I would be scared with a dog that smart and stealthy.

  3. Cuyler Ayers April 21, 2011 at 8:17 am #

    Hahah. That got in my laughing quota for the day. 😀

  4. Karyn @ kloppenmum April 21, 2011 at 12:22 pm #

    LOL Jack Russels are quick and stealthy. Wait a second…
    I think I have Ninja kids!

  5. Jack Bauer April 21, 2011 at 12:52 pm #

    Jack Bauer: “That dog could totally be my sidekick.”
    Jack Russell: “Bullshit – you could be MY sidekick.”

  6. Beth April 21, 2011 at 7:00 pm #

    Bwaaaa haaaaa haaaaaaa!!! Woof!

  7. Karen April 23, 2011 at 7:51 am #

    “I’m done talking now.”

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