Clearing out my phone’s pictures today — let’s take a walk down memory lane, shall we?
#1. Why I am not a food blogger, Exhibit A
At Christmas, I tried to make peanut-butter blossoms with Hershey’s kisses in the middle. And they came out like this:
Let’s go caroling. “Do you see what I see?”
Yes! Boobie cookies! A new holiday tradition.
#2. The Worst Dog in the World, Exhibit Z
“Oh, hai. Remember that time I saw a possum out the window and lost my mind and jumped on you while you were drinking coffee and knocked it all over your MacBook Pro? And then, when you came home from a tearful trip to the Apple store, I had shredded up the pillows in remorse?”
Good times, good times.
#3 Why I am an Apple Customer for life, Exhibit C
When that bad thing referenced above happened, and I ran dripping with coffee and tears straight to the Apple store and said “Help, I killed my computer.”
The nice genius behind the counter said “it’s not covered under warranty but we will send it off for repairs free of charge.”
And then, when it turned out he totally shouldn’t have said that and the computer was not reparable? Apple stood behind what he said anyway, and replaced the computer.
In the picture? It totally looks like it is smiling. I know I was.