‘Tis the Season to be Grumpy

13 Dec

Come on, sing along with me. You know you want to.

On the first song of the concert, some morons gave to me — a child playing on his PSP.

For the second song of the concert, idiots gave to me. Two too-loud whispers and a child playing on his PSP.

For the third song of the concert, the heathens gave to me, three buzzing texts, two too-loud whispers, and a child playing on his PSP.

For the fourth song of the concert, the losers gave to me, four talking teens, three buzzing texts, two too-loud whispers, and a child playing on his PSP.

For the fifth song of the concert, the a-holes gave to me…

FIVE RINGING PHONES!!!

Four talking teens, three buzzing texts, two too-loud whispers, and a child playing on his PSP.

On the sixth song of the concert, proud parents gave to me, six snapping flashes,

FIVE RINGING PHONES!!!

Four talking teens, three buzzing texts, two too-loud whispers, and a child playing on his PSP.

For the seventh song of the concert, the half-wits gave to me, seven whining toddlers, six snapping flashes,

FIVE RINGING PHONES!!!

Four talking teens, three buzzing texts, two too-loud whispers, and a child playing on his PSP.

….

And then, I had had enough, so I shot them all.

Merry Christmas.

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8 Responses to “‘Tis the Season to be Grumpy”

  1. LGV December 13, 2010 at 5:23 pm #

    After laughing… I am filled with Christmas cheer!

  2. Ed Harvey December 13, 2010 at 5:34 pm #

    L..M..A..O!!!

  3. RJ Flamingo December 13, 2010 at 6:04 pm #

    Bah. Humbug. ->Snort!<-

  4. Kathy December 13, 2010 at 9:21 pm #

    LOVE IT!!! I always wish I came up with what you say first!! 🙂

  5. Jenny December 13, 2010 at 10:05 pm #

    I love you, Dawn. You just made my night. ❤

  6. LeAnn December 14, 2010 at 2:12 pm #

    So funny! I’m going to my son’s Christmas (band) concert tonight, and I just know that this is EXACTLY what will happen.

  7. James Taylor December 15, 2010 at 12:18 am #

    As a proud four-year member of the Bandera High School choir “back in the day,” past president and student director my senior year, your assessment of every public musical or theatrical performance of any age group from daycare through high school graduation is absolutely spot on.

  8. Maude Vang December 29, 2010 at 3:57 am #

    So funny! I’m going to my son’s Christmas (band) concert tonight, and I just know that this is EXACTLY what will happen.

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