Squirrel Talk

10 Jun

Oh crap. Oh crap. Oh crap.

They just let the dogs out and I can’t get out of the yard fast enough.

What am I going to do? Whoever said “White Dogs Can’t Jump” never saw the Jack Russell terrier that lives here.

I am so dead.

All the nuts I could have eaten, all the birdseed I could have stolen. My life flashing before my beady little eyes. Why me?

*whispers* “Rosebud…”

Wait, maybe if I stay perfectly still and pretend I am part of the tree, they won’t see me.

This could work. They’re sniffing, but not looking up.

It is working! I am going to LIVE! LIVE, I say!

Suck it. dogs.

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4 Responses to “Squirrel Talk”

  1. RJ Flamingo June 10, 2010 at 11:32 am #

    “Rosebud…” Hahahahaha!

  2. Aunt Becky June 11, 2010 at 2:45 pm #

    That’s pretty much how I approach motherhood.

  3. ingrid June 29, 2010 at 12:32 pm #

    LOL
    ~ingrid

  4. Elizabeth June 30, 2010 at 10:32 pm #

    Now I’ve fallen for a squirrel. I love this! Heart races for the little critter. 🙂

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