If Lindy Chamberlain Had Twitter

19 Oct

Aussie_Lindy: OMG! A dingo ate my baby!

MumstheWord: RT @Aussie_Lindy OMG! a dingo ate my baby! <— WTF, are you serious?

Aussie_Lindy:  @MumstheWord YES! OMG.

OutbackingDad: RT @Aussie_Lindy OMG! A dingo ate my baby! <— Unbelievable. So sorry, starting a twibbon campaign for Azaria.

KoalaMum: @Aussie_Lindy are you going to post about what happened? So sorry! #DingosHateBabies

Aussie_Lindy: @KoalaMum dunno if I’m goina blog about it… may pitch it to Hollywood and go waaaay out with it. I dunno yet.

Aussie_Lindy: @Aboriginal Studios want it. Meryl Streep could play me in the movie. #Oscar

Aboriginal: You’re too indy for Meryl Streep. P.S. Have my Azaria twibbon on. {{{Hugs}}} #DingosHateBabies

Aussie_Lindy: Studios are stalling: A DINGO TOOK MY BABY! http://twitly.dingo.com

Aboriginal: RT @Aussie_Lindy: Studios are stalling: A DINGO TOOK MY BABY! http://twitly.dingo.com #DingosHateBabies

KoalaMum: RT @Aussie_Lindy: Studios are stalling: A DINGO TOOK MY BABY! http://twitly.dingo.com #DingosHateBabies

OutbackingDad: RT @Aussie_Lindy: Studios are stalling, the story must be told: A DINGO TOOK MY BABY! http://twitly.dingo.com #DingosHateBabies

WannaBe RT @OutbackingDad: RT @Aussie_Lindy: Studios are stalling, the story must be told: A DINGO TOOK MY BABY! http://twitly.dingo.com #DingosHateBabies

MobMentaliTea @RT WannaBe RT @OutbackingDad: RT @Aussie_Lindy: , the story must be toldStudios are stalling: A DINGO TOOK MY BABY! http://twitly.dingo.com #DingosHateBabies

ClueLass: Hey, why is #DingosHateBabies a trending topic?

DINGO_Blog: In the interest of disclosure, We have released surveillance video of the campground and dingo cave. We wish @Aussie_Lindy the best. http://twitly.nodingo.com

Lindy_Lied: OMG, PWND!! http://twitly.nodingo.com

Lindy_Lied: @MumstheWord Looks like your friend is a liar! http://twitly.nodingo.com

Aussie_Lindy: Video does not show all angles of the tent. Also, Meryl Streep just called me. She’s in.

OutbackingDad: I have seen the surveillance video and I still believe @Aussie_Lindy. Clearly they dog-tored it. #DingosHateBabies

DINGO_Blog: To further refute Ms. Chamberlain’s claims, we have released tracking records from 9 additional dingos clearly showing no dingos near the baby.

MumstheWord: @Aussie_Lindy Uh, you’re still my friend, but WTF? #DoDingosHateBabiesOrNot?

ShrimpsonBarbie: Lindy, Ima gonna let you finish, but the Lindbergh Baby was the best kidnapping mystery of all time.

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8 Responses to “If Lindy Chamberlain Had Twitter”

  1. Jennifer w A Regal Affair October 19, 2009 at 8:16 pm #

    bwaaahahaha! OMG! best use of twitter – of ALL time.

  2. Jane October 19, 2009 at 8:19 pm #

    Roflmao! Awesome!!

  3. Icy Blue October 19, 2009 at 8:22 pm #

    You are a genius of comic proportion! And tonight an edgy genius. I love it- all the tying of everything together… Really funny and right on. Thank you!

  4. Elle October 20, 2009 at 7:06 am #

    LMAO!! Oh my gosh, freaking hilarious. Especially ClueLass and they trending topic…hahaha!!

  5. ingrid October 20, 2009 at 10:39 am #

    Okaaaaaaaaaaay, I’m lost but that’s not a surprise as I really don’t twitter and the few times I had no one “talked” to me.
    ~ingrid

  6. Aunt Becky October 20, 2009 at 11:42 am #

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

    RT. RT. RT.

  7. dubiousma October 20, 2009 at 11:49 am #

    Brilliant. Simply Brilliant. #dingosandbabiesshouldalwaysbeinsamesentence

  8. Jlhpisces October 20, 2009 at 1:32 pm #

    ROFL, that was the best!! #dingoshatebabies and Lindbergh baby closer get extra points for hysterical!

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