I Am Pretty Sure My Mom Nominated Me

1 Jun

You may notice in the sidebar, a pretty red button announcing I’ve been nominated for a funniest blog award.

What? You didn’t notice? Well, I will post it here for you, too.

2009 BlogLuxe Awards 

If you click on it, you can vote for me and maybe I will win, and get to replace Sonia Sotomayor on the Court of Appeals after she gets on the Supreme Court. I am pretty sure that’s the prize. Or a Swiffer.

Also, did I mention you have shiny hair? And a nice smile? Go vote.

Of course, I will not win because Jenny and some pregnant lady I’ve never heard of are in the same category. Also Tanis, aka the Redneck Mommy. All these wonderful women, and probably all the other nominees, are way more clever and entertaining than I am. Plus, Tanis talks about her nipple piercings on the Internet, and I cannot compete with that unless I tell you about the Stiletto Fitness class I attended over the weekend.

No, seriously, I did. That post is coming.


Anyway, they are funnier, but *you* are nicer and better-looking than their readers. So you are going to go vote for me out of love and a wee bit of pity.

Then, you can come back and click on the links to those other blogs.

I won’t judge.


P.S. Also, one of my best friends, Elle, is also nominated, and you should vote for her, too. I am being very gracious about it mostly because she is in a different category. She cooks delicious things, and unlike me, does not go to Sonic so often the kids’ there know her first name *and* what she is going to order. 

 I like a lot of people on the internet, but I have known Elle long enough to have questionable photos of her, and vice versa.  So, also, please go in this category and vote for Elle’s New England Kitchen. Or she might publish them. Thank you in advance.

2009 BlogLuxe Awards

9 Responses to “I Am Pretty Sure My Mom Nominated Me”

  1. Claire June 2, 2009 at 12:15 am #

    You know, modesty is not a pretty feature.

    Are there pictures of this lap dancing class?

  2. Bethany June 2, 2009 at 5:15 am #

    If you don’t tell about the stiletto lap dancing class, I will! Sorry, you’re just not the funniest blog till you tell. I’ll be holding my vote! LMAO!

  3. queenofhaddock June 2, 2009 at 5:36 am #

    Tanis *is* pretty funny…
    (but totally voted for you because you called me geniune, and you think I’m the popular cheer-leader type. Flattery totally works!)

  4. queenofhaddock June 2, 2009 at 5:39 am #

    oh…and you actually are the funniest blog on the block!

  5. RuthWells June 2, 2009 at 8:20 am #

    Wow, that’s pretty fancy company you’re nominated with! Kind of like when Ann Hathaway was nominated for an Oscar along side Meryl Streep and Kate Winslet. Congrats, it is well deserved.

  6. Rachel June 2, 2009 at 12:32 pm #

    I voted, because I think you ARE the funniest blog out there!! Also, by the way, the most well written. Good luck!!

  7. RJ Flamingo June 3, 2009 at 12:00 am #

    Most cool. You’ve come such a long way in such a short time…->sniff!<-…I’m so proud!

    I did vote for both you and Elle (she’s so nice, not to mention has a most delicious blog). Congrats!

  8. Elle June 5, 2009 at 7:57 pm #

    You got my vote! And thanks for the pimp. Also, what photos? There are no photos… 😉

  9. ingrid June 5, 2009 at 8:55 pm #

    Hey, I voted….could have sworn I left a comment for you the other day, weird. You should remind folks 🙂 that they can vote once EVERY day!

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