You may notice in the sidebar, a pretty red button announcing I’ve been nominated for a funniest blog award.
What? You didn’t notice? Well, I will post it here for you, too.
If you click on it, you can vote for me and maybe I will win, and get to replace Sonia Sotomayor on the Court of Appeals after she gets on the Supreme Court. I am pretty sure that’s the prize. Or a Swiffer.
Also, did I mention you have shiny hair? And a nice smile? Go vote.
Of course, I will not win because Jenny and some pregnant lady I’ve never heard of are in the same category. Also Tanis, aka the Redneck Mommy. All these wonderful women, and probably all the other nominees, are way more clever and entertaining than I am. Plus, Tanis talks about her nipple piercings on the Internet, and I cannot compete with that unless I tell you about the Stiletto Fitness class I attended over the weekend.
No, seriously, I did. That post is coming.
Anyway, they are funnier, but *you* are nicer and better-looking than their readers. So you are going to go vote for me out of love and a wee bit of pity.
Then, you can come back and click on the links to those other blogs.
I won’t judge.
P.S. Also, one of my best friends, Elle, is also nominated, and you should vote for her, too. I am being very gracious about it mostly because she is in a different category. She cooks delicious things, and unlike me, does not go to Sonic so often the kids’ there know her first name *and* what she is going to order.
I like a lot of people on the internet, but I have known Elle long enough to have questionable photos of her, and vice versa. So, also, please go in this category and vote for Elle’s New England Kitchen. Or she might publish them. Thank you in advance.