bailey Just pooped in the hall. On the swirly-patterned rug so it’s indiscernible. Hilarity will ensue.
tutter @bailey BOL! Get it? Bark out Loud.
Quince @tutter @bailey U R such a tool.
bailey Just heard the humans scream. Guess they discovered it! #baddog
tutter @bailey UR such a bitch ROFBOL
Quince @tutter @bailey She’s done worse. I have proof. http://twitpic.com/2epil
tutter RT @Quince http://twitpic.com/2epil hahaha! #baddog
bailey @Quince UR so retarded! I can’t believe you posted that!!
tutter Heard the fridge open. Running to the kitchen at full speed. #corgisrule
Quince @tutter Full speed is pretty slow when you’re shaped like a football with feet.
tutter @Quince Bite me. At least I don’t run around barking like an idiot when the humans say “Is Timmy in the well?” #douche
bailey why is everyone who follows me a neo-con or a porn spammer? or a cat.
bigcat @bailey fine, I’m blocking you. You weren’t reciprocating anyway.
quince Totally humping @tutter right now! I rule.
Tutter @quince @bailey Hahaha! Just noticed mom is following you both. You are so busted.
lettergirl Just deactivated the dogs’ twitter accounts. Bet the site is running faster soon!