Dear Cool Kids

18 Mar

I hear you’re all using this thing called “Twitter” or something like that. Want to help me out? Right now I have exactly one follower.

As a bonus, click now and see the total internet cliche icon picture of just my eyes and bangs.  Shut up about it. I have insecurities about my fat neck. I got voted “prettiest eyes” in the yearbook my senior year in high school, and ever since, I hate every other feature. Those voters warped me, man.

No, I’m not kidding. There really was a “prettiest eyes” category. It was the 80s. Don’t judge. Yes, LGV. I *know* you were most likely to succeed or something relevant like that. You’re still playing Mafia Wars on Facebook just like the rest of us.

Now, you all have to go to the twitter link and then you can come back and post “your eyes aren’t that great, either.” Then I will have nothing.

Oh yes,  “Hello 4,000 new visitors who wanted to see Dora’s makeover!”

Wait, where are you going?



9 Responses to “Dear Cool Kids”

  1. Jlhpisces March 18, 2009 at 9:51 am #

    Love the blog – now you have two followers! 🙂

  2. lettergirl March 18, 2009 at 9:57 am #

    You’re awesome, Jlh! Following you right back.

  3. LGV March 18, 2009 at 11:18 am #

    Of any accomplishments since HS days, the double-reference on NGP is the pinnacle.

    And from what I can see, you still have beautiful eyes!

  4. dawn March 18, 2009 at 11:26 am #

    I’ll follow you! If you’ll follow me. Wait, why is it called follow? I mean you’re not right next to me or walking behind me following me on a friggin walk. Shouldn’t it be called “come see my f*ing status for the hour”?

  5. ingrid March 18, 2009 at 11:28 am #

    Hey, I’m following you! Now when you learn all the ins and outs of it come back and let me know what’s going on ’cause basically I’m lost, yeah, i know nothin’ new!

  6. Peapodsquadmom March 18, 2009 at 11:32 am #

    ha! i’m following you now. i tweeted a link to your blog this morning ’cause i just stumbled upon you and am in love (with your blog, that is). 😉

  7. DeAnna March 18, 2009 at 1:03 pm #

    Love the eyes Dawn! also.. you go girl on joining Twitter. I haven’t given in yet!

  8. Elle March 19, 2009 at 6:32 am #

    Guess that makes us all Twits! And you do have pretty eyes. But I love you for your awesome rack.

  9. Manuel Candela February 13, 2010 at 12:01 pm #

    Facebook is great for family, friends and small home business – the game-kiddies can have their own social network elsewhere

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