Friday Moron Round-Up

5 Feb

Too many stupid people in the news, and in the midst of mid-terms, I cannot write them all the letters they deserve.

So, Friday Moron Round-Up.
This week in Haiku.
Perhaps tradition. Or not.

Sheyla Hershey

Teetering Sheyla Hershey
You stay upright, how?
Why must you be from Texas?


Tom Daschle 
Farewell to Tom “Puff” Daschle.
Ride Limo in Shame.
No Cabinet Post for you.


Octuplet Mom & Ann

Nice Catch, little Ann Curry.
Octuplet mom speaks.
Pay her, you are dead to me.


Phelps Swimming

Bong. Bong. Medaled Michael Phelps.
Goodbye, says Kellogg.
No Frosted Flakes for munchies.

4 Responses to “Friday Moron Round-Up”

  1. dawn February 6, 2009 at 9:02 am #

    I read that story about the giant hooters too. She’s going to have serious complications when she gets old, not to mention messed up skin. I think her hubby said to stop inflating those f**rks, which was kind of weird.
    And that Phelps hitting the water pipe, I laughed so hard, thought it was a joke.

  2. Elle February 6, 2009 at 1:08 pm #

    oooh, nice round up! hehehe

  3. Lori February 6, 2009 at 2:19 pm #

    Love your blog, love your humor. Althouth I didnt like Palin, I will overlook that and stop by again. 😉

  4. Janet February 7, 2009 at 1:17 am #

    Deluded Sheyla
    Triple-K breast balancing
    Topple over, much?

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