Dear Miley

13 Jan

Oh sweetie. Please, no.


You start making that little duck-lip expression, and you look like an Olsen twin. We don’t need that, Precious. It seems harmless, I know, a little celebrity bershon.  “I’m too cool for this carpet” pursed lips. Pouting your way past your Disney image.

But next thing you know, you’re dressing like a couture hobo, dealing with an eating disorder, and Heath Ledger, bless him, is dead in your apartment. It’s not “The Best of Both Worlds.”  Just be you. Or Hannah Montana. But not an Olsen twin.

I’m so glad we had this talk.


I Blog Because I Care


7 Responses to “Dear Miley”

  1. Cathy - wheresmydamnanswer January 13, 2009 at 12:22 pm #

    OK that is very funny and they do look disturbingly alike!!

  2. Elle January 13, 2009 at 11:02 pm #

    She’s so Olsen-esque in that pic. But then again, it’s better than the just-rolled-outta-bed-after-sex look.

    Nah. They’re both annoying.

  3. canarygirl January 14, 2009 at 8:05 am #

    HAHAHAHAHAHA! Totally agree, btw. Miley is such a cutie, why ruin it?

  4. ThePurplefoodie January 14, 2009 at 1:18 pm #

    LOL I like how you write! Elle sent me over. Welcome to the blogosphere! 😀

  5. lettergirl January 14, 2009 at 5:39 pm #

    Thank you, Cathy and Purplefoodie! Enjoying your blogs!
    *waves to Nikki and L!*

  6. Foodycat January 16, 2009 at 12:13 pm #

    Elle sent me too… and I like it, so I may move in. The thing is, I saw some pictures of Miley where she didn’t appear to be pouting, it looked like she a) ate something she was allergic to or b) had collagen injections. So I am actually really encouraging the pout, because the other options are too dire.

  7. maria January 16, 2009 at 7:19 pm #

    You’re hysterical. Great blog … keep ’em coming.

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