1. Mark McGwire admits he uses steroids. Yeah, and the Stay-Puff Marshmallow man is going on Oprah next week to admit he has a carb addiction.
Dear Mark:
We knew that. Remember when you got up before Congress in 2005 and said a million times that you wouldn’t “talk about the past?” We connected the performance-enhancing dots.
Sincerely, The American Public Who is Not as Stupid as You Think
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