If The Dogs Had Twitter

24 Mar

bailey Just pooped in the hall. On the swirly-patterned rug so it’s indiscernible. Hilarity will ensue.

tutter  @bailey BOL! Get it? Bark out Loud.

Quince @tutter @bailey U R such a tool.

bailey Just heard the humans scream. Guess they discovered it!  #baddog

tutter @bailey UR such a bitch ROFBOL

Quince @tutter @bailey She’s done worse. I have proof.  http://twitpic.com/2epil

tutter RT @Quince http://twitpic.com/2epil hahaha! #baddog

bailey @Quince UR so retarded! I can’t believe you posted that!!

tutter Heard the fridge open. Running to the kitchen at full speed. #corgisrule

Quince @tutter Full speed is pretty slow when you’re shaped like a football with feet.

tutter @Quince Bite me. At least I don’t run around barking like an idiot when the humans say “Is Timmy in the well?” #douche

bailey why is everyone who follows me a neo-con or a porn spammer? or a cat.

bigcat @bailey fine, I’m blocking you. You weren’t reciprocating anyway.

quince Totally humping @tutter right now! I rule.

Tutter @quince @bailey Hahaha! Just noticed mom is following you both. You are so busted.

twitter fail whale

lettergirl Just deactivated the dogs’ twitter accounts. Bet the site is running faster soon!


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12 Responses to “If The Dogs Had Twitter”

  1. Elle March 24, 2009 at 10:59 am #

    Oh my God. this is the funniest freaking thing I’ve read in a while! lmao!

  2. Bernice March 24, 2009 at 11:06 am #

    OMG! ROFLMAO! Seriously… that is freakin’ hilarious! Alvin (my cat) has a Facebook page, but I think it’s time for him to start Twittering! LOL!LOL!LOL!

  3. Kdet March 24, 2009 at 1:48 pm #

    Funny!

  4. dawn March 24, 2009 at 3:11 pm #

    LOL!!!
    when I got that wonderful and annoying pic on twatter, I was like whhhaaat?

  5. megan March 24, 2009 at 3:42 pm #

    This was great! I could so imagine it happening. Good stuff.

  6. RJ Flamingo March 25, 2009 at 5:22 pm #

    Hysterical! Everyone but me is on Twitter and Facebook… I’m still trying to figure out the jargon… ROFMLWXYZ huh? But I promise to follow you just as soon as I get home to a keyboard that fits my fingers. :-)

  7. Deb March 27, 2009 at 9:35 pm #

    OMG, I can only imagine what the three of my dogs would say.

    You are Awesome!!

  8. canarygirl March 31, 2009 at 3:34 am #

    hehehehee! I want 3 dogs so they can tweet, too!

  9. dawn s March 31, 2009 at 3:21 pm #

    OMG – dogs tweeting.. who knew?!!

  10. Kristy - Where's My Damn Answer April 3, 2009 at 6:58 pm #

    Ok … THIS post is awesome. I’m so sharing it on with my DOG on Twitter. I’m sure she’ll GET it right away.

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